An old Italian Mafia Bossman is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you
always remember me.' 'But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about
you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'
'Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a
bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed
with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'? '