Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Funny joke for the day!
I had a flat tire on route 24 the other day, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They were wearing trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. (My dad always taught me to think safety)
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They were wearing trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. (My dad always taught me to think safety)
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
Lily - Go Giants!!!
Dan and Kristen's little lady...
Kristen text this to me over the weekend and it was too cute not to share!!!! I wish the picture was bigger but oh well... you can still see the cuteness!!!
Kristen text this to me over the weekend and it was too cute not to share!!!! I wish the picture was bigger but oh well... you can still see the cuteness!!!
Friday, September 25, 2009
Hello again...
Hello... I was feeling sort of bloggy this morning... like i wanted to get back into it.. but we will see.. i cannot promise anything... i have plenty of mood swings about it.. LOL.. and everything else in my life right now... but i'm smiling and hoping you're smiling too!
These are not the BEST sunrises but hey, what do you want from me??? The sun was blaring in the camera...
These are not the BEST sunrises but hey, what do you want from me??? The sun was blaring in the camera...
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
How much does she look like her mother?
Could Madonna's daughter Lourdes aka Lola, look anymore like her? WOW.. she is so stinking adorable! And her fashion sense is amazing!
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