Taste Test
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red.......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them,
None of the children could identify the taste.
Well, she said, I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror,
spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
Oh, my God!! They're ass-holes!!!